Douglas Glenn sends us this link to a website for fat-burning pills. You may ask, what have fat-burning pills got to do with Cthulhu? Just check out the video.
That’s right, their commercial takes place in the depths of the ocean, at R’lyeh. Call it the “squeeze your soul thin” diet.
Now, I see two possibilities here. Either they saw my set and liked it enough to copy it, or Dark Cthulhu came to both of us in a dream, and showed us the shape of evil. Myself, I prefer the latter.